Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 06, 2018

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shit show

when something is horrible or ends up up horribly

Erin "so how was the party at Neil's last night?"
Jackie "it was a total shit show. Only 6 other people showed up and there were two snacks"

by :(:am i ok:(: July 28, 2018

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No Shit/Dip

No Shit/Dip

A Word Someone Uses to Express Your Feelings Towards An Obvious Thing That Someone says

Example 1: (No Dip)

"Is that me I'm So Cute!" (Posted By Luka)

"Your Fake" (Posted By ruzowa Cloudy)

"No Dip Sherlock 😂" (Posted By •Aijunko•)

(No shit/Dip is By far one of the most Important phrases)

by Kcihc_eno_taht August 13, 2017

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shit headed butt face

only to be used when someone is being a total ass and you want to sound like a dumb loser who can not come up with a better insult

you are being a shit headed butt face because you did not invite me to your birthday party

by oakley fatts January 30, 2021

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Shit-Toucher

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.

Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.

by derandunimo March 12, 2011

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