waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"

by bondurke January 25, 2025

can you do my homework for me

no

DO YOUR HOMEWORK can you do my homework for me

by i w a n t t o d i e December 13, 2017

Decorated my situation

When someone has gotten laid

We went back to my place, and she totally decorated my situation!

by Jenasis September 23, 2017

you my ball

A slang term meaning “you’re my girl” or “you’re mine.” It’s based on basketball lingo—when you’ve got the ball, it’s yours. In the same way, calling someone “my ball” means they’re with you. If you lose the ball, someone else might have it now, and that person isn’t yours anymore.

“She was my ball, but I fumbled. Now he got the ball.”
“You know you my ball, right? I’m not letting nobody else take you.”

by May 29, 2025

ticks my list

Makes you mad.

That wait for the food really ticks my list.

by Purple Parrot October 18, 2021

Rubbing off my ting

A definition given by my good friend Ibzino.

Meaning the wood can get played with any time with or without a spouse.

Can rub it off after or before you leave out for any function or even after the function. It doesn’t matter. Just rub of your ting

“AY BRUDDA IMA RUB OFF MY TING ANYWAY”
“GO ON, RUB OFF YOUR TING”
“IMA RUB OF MY TING ANYWAY”
“RUBBING OFF MY TING”

by M1HUNNA November 13, 2021

finger my arse

An expression used when something hasn't gone in you're favour

"Sorry but your favorite team has lost the match"
" oh finger my arse!"

by Likeyoureintheshower September 02, 2023