Matthew was in dire need of a bathroom, so he stopped in a nearby alley. As he zips up his pants beside a huge pile of manmade shit, the homeowner with a thick accent comes outside with a startled face.
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
“Where is your dog?”
“…no dog.”
“nO…” *goes to get his wife*
by thanksgivingballsacks November 25, 2021
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Get the Who lit the fuse to your tamponmug. A gift that is intended more for the giver than the receiver.
From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
From "The Simpsons", season 1, episode 9: "Life In The Fast Lane", when Homer gets Marge a bowling ball for her birthday inscribed with "Homer".
by Mc1081SA August 29, 2021
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Get the doubt your cloutmug. by Bigbooty63 March 25, 2022
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