Off my turk

Off of a turk aka marijuana in some form.

"Bro i'm off my turk now"

by Whalemantis July 06, 2024

Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo

A bunch of retarded mostly valorant shitcans especially this one dude called robbie he sucks(Iron)

me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN

by uhpink December 15, 2023

suck my rusty tomahawk

A way to tell someone to suck a dick or to just fuck off in general

Simon really needs to suck my rusty tomahawk

by Fireguy47 December 16, 2017

Shit in my cheerios

(true story) when you are about 8 years old and enjoying a bowl of some honey nut cheerios in front of the TV and your older brother casually walks up to you half turns lifts his leg and farts your direction and a little diarhea accidently falls into your bowl of cheerios.

OH MY GOD!!! MOM! Sam just took a shit in my cheerios!

by -Blackbiurd August 29, 2017

Word to my dick

to agree or add emphasis to a claim

“he’s so cool ”
“Dude no way”
“No word to my dick he’s the coolest guy in the grade”

“Yo word to my dick I love you guys”

by P1mpd4ddy September 20, 2022

Word to my dick

If you know… you know

“Bro word to my dick you’re cute as hell”

by P1mpd4ddy September 19, 2022

playing on my heart strings

If someone is trying to make you feel sorry for them, especially with the intentions of getting something from you, they are “playing with your heart strings”.

My buddy must be broke again; he called me “playing on my heart strings”. That’s his favorite way to get money without even asking.

by MachTool October 04, 2022