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Stuy Shit

Someone high after using drugs, or someone you think is taking drugs.
I swear to God you're on some stuy shit right now.
by Ttraybowl January 1, 2021
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Shit-Jerker

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.
Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker
by KodakAttack November 28, 2022
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The shit

I'M THE SHIT!
by gizzmokids December 2, 2018
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Son of a sack of shit

Shes crazy; or did something stupid; somethings wrong.
by Loki5 July 8, 2024
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Dumb Shit

The kind of shit you do on a daily basis that leads you to finding this definition in the first place. It usually involves an action that can be described as completely frivolous and fucking retarded, or to the common man, stupid shit. It can also be used to describe someone who is equally fucking retarded and needs confirmation that the party isn't starting at 6 AM when someone tells them it starts at 6:00. A better term to call someone in this case is "obtuse dunderfuck".
"Hey I'm gonna go out tonight and vandalize the school! Wanna come with me?"

"No fuckass, I'm not doing any dumb shit like that."
by inscrutable_Idiot August 16, 2019
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Cherry creek shit

A secret camping spot where men become men the last weekend of April for opening day. Fishing, drinking, guns, drugs, feasting like kings, camp fires and dominoes. Anything can happen and it all will happen.
“ Bro, it’s almost that time again for that cherry creek shit”!
by JermzLundy April 3, 2019
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Oh shit

The two words you never EVER want to hear when working with nuclear power.
Leonid Toptunov: Oh shit!
-Vladimir I. Lenin “Chernobyl” Nuclear Power Plant, April 26, 1986, 1:23:45 a.m.
by The top fucking tier comedian January 31, 2021
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