Grates my guts

Something that just pisses you off so much

Alvin and the chipmunks really grates my guts

by Gutgrater December 31, 2021

Gripes my tail

When something really bothers you.

That guy parked in front of our driveway again so I can barely squeeze by. That really Gripes my tail!

by JRBIV January 1, 2022

Strut in my Rut

To Copulate with a hole, most likely an asshole, of a man. Ergo, man on man. Boar.

Hey dude, you're kinda hot
Thanks man
this crystal meth is dope
wanna strut in my rut
BOAR

by XenoInReno January 4, 2022

my i

a song produced by SEVENTEEN's jun and minghao and inspired by "KIMI NO NA WA". also used for describing someone as your future or your past.

person A: you are my past
person B: i am your future

also used for:
person A: are you My I?
person B: yes! i'm your future.

by xu2minghao January 5, 2022

Sweating my ass off

Ass shitting water from heat or in embarrassment of something stupid

It’s so hot I’m sweating my ass off here

by Jazznight January 5, 2022

My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Ubeenbamboozledson January 5, 2022

Chasing my face to the grave

After starting fillers and Botox I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave !

I’ll be forever chasing my own face to the grave after using fillers and Botox

I’m Chasing my face to the grave now

by Don't be plaued January 6, 2022