Lay them the whale shit

To tell it how it is. To lay down the rules.

It’s the first day of kindergarten so I had to tell my students how it is and lay them the whale shit.

by Carbonnegative March 17, 2024

shit

when u rage in a game that's how u get to say what the fuck or shit man

me:*killed by a creeper*
me: shit
me: *falls at the tower of hell*
me:what the fuck man shit

by precno99playz March 11, 2021

shit lecture

How our teacher talks about something we shall never use in our daily lives; a lecture on how to shit properly

*teacher talking*
My friend: What the fuck is this
Me: Fr
My friend: It's like she's giving us a lecture on how to shit properly
Me and my friend: ...
Me: Shit lecture?
Friend: yea..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

Worthless piece of shit

A worthless piece of shit is somebody who holds the lowest rank you can get in society and has as much worth as a squashed dog shit.

George spat in the children’s food, what a worthless piece of shit.

by Assy74783 April 5, 2024

Shit mittens

The improvised action of cutting out the lining or fabric from one’s pants pocket to repurpose it as an emergency substitute for toilet paper when no conventional options are available, often in desperate or remote situations. This makeshift solution provides a quick, albeit unconventional, means of personal hygiene, though it may result in compromised clothing integrity.

In the heat of a top-secret op behind enemy lines, Private Murphy, facing a dire “logistical crisis” with no TP in sight, stealthily converted his camo pants into shit mittens—proving once again that soldiers improvise, adapt, and overcome… even if it means walking funny for the rest of the mission.

by VoodooJack November 16, 2025

Fall off in your shit

When you fall off in somebody shit you beat the fuck out of them or hit them or fight them normally use towards women who don’t know how to keep their hands to themselves

Keep putting your hands on me and I’m a fall off in your shit

See if I fall off in your shit now I’m wrong

by Of_77n22nd February 11, 2025

Say That Shit

Say That Shit is a St. Louis slang for somebody speaking real facts about stuff in life

“I ain’t tryna be in the block, I tryna get money and be on business stuff”

“ Say That Shit “

by STL Bloods September 13, 2024