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Your Mom

by Deutsches Kaiserreich March 11, 2020
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NATIONAL EAT YOUR BOOKS day

This is a day to eat your books because your hungry right now
I live national eat your books day.
by Walks232 July 24, 2019
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Your Dick

A microscopic object attached to your crotch.
Big dick randy: YOUR DICK IS TINY
Jeremy: ah shit you're right
by PalistanBall December 29, 2024
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Flat on your side

Term used in reference to laying on your side in bed, in between laying flat on your back and flat on your stomach
You are laying flat on your side
by BigC2018 May 23, 2018
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wipe your lip

Used when referring to someone who is forever talking shit I.e. Referring to their need to use some toilet tissue to remove the bullshit which is forming around the edges of their mouth.
"I was partying with that hot blonde again last night."

"you talk such bullshit you need to wipe your lip."
by nuclearbigwill August 19, 2016
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pick up your stars in the dust

an nicer of telling someone that respect is not simply deserved because you're you, but because you earned other peoples' respect.
if you happen to be a political pundit or a porch dog, please drive yourself away and start your lives all over again; learn how to pick up your stars in the dust. in the phrase pick up your stars in the dust, the stars also refer to the stars and stripes that denote a military rank on an individual's military uniform.
by Sexydimma November 30, 2016
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Swinging your mickey

“Ah, I’m only swinging your mickey
by Shaunthesheep1777 July 28, 2020
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