shit

something that comes out of your ass

WOW THAT SHIT CAME OUT LIKE A ROCKET

by POOP KEEPER.COM September 14, 2021

tsr (that shit raunchy)

I’m not doing it

-bro u wanna go to the store for me?
-naw bro tsr (that shit raunchy)

by Quar and maj😉 January 4, 2022

shut the fucking shit up

“shut the fucking shit up” is a phrase that basically means “shut the fuck up” (refer to shut the fuck up) but with more emphasis on the “fuck” part.

person 1: LALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU LALALALALA

person 2: shut the fucking shit up

person 1: >:(

by the real cool amazing person May 21, 2023

magnum shit

If you are having these consistently enough to need a word for them, eat some goddamn fiber.

Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:

1) you will bleed

2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.

source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

by CMOSbattery August 23, 2023

i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

daka shits

After eating at Fitchburg State University’s daka you get back and have to get to the nearest toilet because it tears up your insides and gives the daka shits and your stuck there for an hour.

The daka shits often comes out more than you ate

by YankeeB2003 September 24, 2022

shit curl

1.A pompous looking hairdo which resembles a swirley pile of soft-serve poo.
2.A bicep curl which utilizes a log of shit.

"Look at that rockabilly dufus's shit curl doo"
"Yo bro, I did 106 shit curls today in the gym's bathroom!"

by Shit Curl February 22, 2014