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Your mom

Your mom is a nice women who has token care of you since you were born you should always respect her. But this term is used a lot for foolish or rude sayings or jokes which sometimes can be very offensive.
Example: Hey dude I just f’ed your mom last night
by Mr.memes174042 January 29, 2021
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National Have Someone or Yourself Rub Your Dick Day

Do you know what may 22nd is?
No
It's national have someone or yourself rub your dick day
by Yeah133 May 22, 2022
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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
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your ancestry incestry

The final comeback against any insult, its so powerful its defies the "no u" comeback of any sort.
"Hey Garry your mom gay"
" Hey Larry ur family tree LGBT"
" Hey Garry your ancestry incestry"

*Garry proceeds to explode into a million pieces and gets sucked into the void dimension with no possibilty of coming back into the human realm after getting destroyed beyond human comprehension*
by malma March 29, 2018
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Get Moley on your phone

You're so yummy and so sweet
Simply alright and proper
I like your fat way 'cause I like them double whoppers
I often hear people on street laughing about you
But were you all skin and bones I couldn't cuddle up on you
You are so
Yummy yummy yummy yummy fat fat fat
*Laughs*
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by Forg Lorg July 8, 2024
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Twinkling your twakel

Man he was twinkling your twakel
by Twakel king December 11, 2022
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Grind your stump

Hey Harrison, you ever grind your stump?
by Caterpa March 12, 2022
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