bakers shit

a shit so thick and creamy it could fill a pastry bag and decorate a cake.

dude, I just took a 5 star bakers shit.

by squid_x January 11, 2021

shit faced

completely fucking dead, as in tired enough to choke on your own spit and willingly give up to be able to sleep right then and there

person: bro im so fucking shit faced im gonna collapse
bro: yeah person im literally not able to move my hands
person: bro *chokes on spit* im dead

by teurthrons January 12, 2023

Rip shit

When you (and most likely some friends) are destroying multiple grams of weed

Friend 1: Yo, how much weed we got left?
Friend 2: Not a lot bubster, we rip shit!

by tipp6to23 April 21, 2020

no shit sherlock

if you want to say "obviously" the sarcastic way, use this word.

"did you know we breathe air"
"no shit sherlock"

by someguythatlovesjtoh September 8, 2023

I shit on babies

👨🏿 🦲

Racist sex I shit on babies

by AMOGUSAMOGUS69AMOGUS May 27, 2021

fuckass shit

this is a term you want to use for anything extremely good.

gurt: "MMM.. this raspberry is fuckass shit, delicious."

kevin: "That offends tyler"

tyler: "Ts is not fuckass shit gng"

by imomningitohyesmarkyouneedtogo May 3, 2025

Gang shit

To take a gang shit you shit with the gang in a shitty run down service station on the M6

Hey guys wanna go take a gang shit?

by Tesco discount Isle November 12, 2019