Hoppe's Full of Shit Law

The law that states that if there is a big dick around; a woman will throw herself at it (indiscriminately).

According to Hoppe's Full of Shit Law; Woman with throw themselves at fat cocks and once they get thrown in the garbage and replaced the not fat cocks are left to have their turn with their leftovers.

by Hym Iam November 25, 2020

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020

Popcorn kiddie shit

Childish games,

I’m not doing this popcorn kiddie shit anymore

by Say.. October 22, 2017

Martucky Shit Show

A bi-monthly gathering typically in the evening hours when a very, very Simple Majority of Martucky city officials bordering on collusion always vote together and take special pride in their lack of transparency and accountability to the public they serve. Special emphasis on treating constituents with disrespect that often leads name-calling, stonewalling, public ridicule, and cussin'.

Wow!'I went to Martucky city council meeting last night and it turned into a real Martucky Shit Show!

by Barney Ushley January 8, 2025

shit the bed

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.

John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.

by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021

Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.

“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”

by Sir big peni March 10, 2018

shit

1. a type of mush that seeps from your ass
2. a phrase you would use if you are in trouble

1. Mom: come outside and get off that damn playstation! Jim: not now im taking a shit!
2. girlfriend: honey im pregnant! you're going to be a father! Jim: shit.

by yomama.coma December 4, 2020