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lie to your momma

Go lie to someone else; lie to someone who cares
You can lie to your momma; don’t lie to me
by Luci-fur March 13, 2023
mugGet the lie to your mommamug.

If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas

Do you see how retarded that sounds when you read it?
A retard "If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideas? Huh!? You ever think of THAT?"

Hym "Why would you steal the ideas of someone who's less intelligent than you? This is what I'm talking about guys. This is the kind of shit people say to me. If I'm so smart then why are they stealing my ideas instead of using their own supposedly equally smart ideas? You're stealing them because they're worth more than literally anything else you could steal. Literally. Which is why the only equivalent recourse is the child murder. There is no split. You would need an entirely new category that goes beyond grand larceny to describe this. Super-Omega Larceny Minor (It's not supreme because I'm not the one doing it). But really! How stupid are these people 'If you're so smart... Why am I stealing from you?' It's really the best they can do. If I'm not so smart what is there to steal. There wouldn't be anything to steal you fucking idiot."
by Hym Iam June 26, 2025
mugGet the If your so smart then why am I stealing your ideasmug.

Hate Your Face Wave

It is a high speed wave that is used by people who want to flip you off but think it is too vulgar to use the middle finger. The faster the wave the more hate is fueling it. Just because you don't curse doesn't mean that you can't use hand gestures to express your anger.
Kathy was so angry at the drive that cut her off that she gave them the hate your face wave.
by Oi has a monster May 7, 2018
mugGet the Hate Your Face Wavemug.
When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.
Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.
by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023
mugGet the If it was in your ass you would know where it was.mug.

milking your donut

Fingering yourself instead of doing what you should be doing
Get to work and quit milking your donut. Where's Steve? Not sure, probably milking his donut.
by Sharp Compet August 31, 2018
mugGet the milking your donutmug.

You’re as straight as your hair

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.
Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries
by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019
mugGet the You’re as straight as your hairmug.

Your Mom

by Lucythekid May 13, 2019
mugGet the Your Mommug.

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