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smart-assed

Adjective, an antonym (opposite) to the smartest, describing a person who always tries to outsmart everybody they come across, considering everybody stupid and thinking no one notices that their behaviour is outrageous, while everybody keeps silence out of politeness. A synonym to a dickhead, prick, bastard etc.
Keep away from Donald. He is so smart-assed. Thinks himself the smartest and consider everybody yahoos. He will buy you a cup of "covfefe" today , but tomorrow he will make you pay for a dozen of "covfefes".
by Murdoc Kylburne January 16, 2018
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weak assness

The act of being weak ass
Ain't no weak assness allowed in this town
by ahopcrp January 23, 2018
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beasty ass

If yo man or woman got that mountable pushing cushion, it can be referred to as a beasty ass. This could be for two reasons the tushy makes you tear up the pure sexual titillation each time that trouser material tightens or the ass is truly untameable, when you be bashing that bottom button your duck diving everywhere to avoid the beautiful bouncy booty.

Beasty arse is also used in some part of the world.
Partner squats to look in lowest cupboard
You (mental straining not to pounce on them) "fuck that's a beasty ass"
by TheDimeofTime January 27, 2018
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Pancake ass syndrome

Pancake ass syndrome is when you sit on a plane for too long and your booty turns all flat and floppy.
"I would go to cali but I really don't wanna get Pancake ass syndrome on the flight there"
by Jursh January 26, 2018
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bitch ass duck

Someone who is to scared to fuck his girl but gets head on the daily. Or someone who looks or talks like a duck
Josh Parker is a bitch ass duck because he wouldn’t hit that shit

Josh is built like a duck
by Bitchassduck January 30, 2018
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Ass Mung

a) noun - A fucking nonce who can't take a joke and gets triggered within the first second.
b) adjective - a word used for people who have a kink for taking other people's shit up the ass.
a) FUCK SAKE, WHY DOES THIS ASS MUNG HAVE TO FUCKING BE WITH US?!? TAKE A FUCKING JOKE YOU CUNT.
b) Madeline, what the fuck did I say? Don't be such a fucking ass mung; you already received chlamydia from Bill & we don't want you to get it again. You've had one too many STDs.
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lego ass

by lego ass February 4, 2018
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