Australian: The act of taking a fake toilet or unnecessarily long toilet break in order to avoid doing your share of the work.
Where's Kevin he hasn't done anything at all in last hour?
Nah he reaconed he was constipated!
Bull that fuckers just taking another "dry shit"
Nah he reaconed he was constipated!
Bull that fuckers just taking another "dry shit"
by anonymous September 1, 2025
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Get the Pussy shitmug. (noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012
Get the shit-day slalommug. When you lose to the Phenix suns 108-110 you utter these carefully placed word's after you have kicked a rubbish bin and all the content's spill out
The cavaliers have 10 seconds down 108-110!
LeBron shoots a 3.. oh it's no good !! It bounced off the rim!!! That's game!!
A few moments later: LeBron James walking into the team tunnel
Poor little rubbish bin: (LeBron James walks behind it and it gets kicked by lebron James as all the content's spill all over the place
LeBron: DUMBASS SHIT!! (LeBron James keeps walking walking
LeBron shoots a 3.. oh it's no good !! It bounced off the rim!!! That's game!!
A few moments later: LeBron James walking into the team tunnel
Poor little rubbish bin: (LeBron James walks behind it and it gets kicked by lebron James as all the content's spill all over the place
LeBron: DUMBASS SHIT!! (LeBron James keeps walking walking
by Mimijojo March 2, 2023
Get the Dumbass shitmug. To be exposed unknowingly and unwillingly to the act of another individual defecating in a public area.
Did that man just take a shit in someone's front yard??? If you saw what I just saw, you have just become a fellow Shit Witness! For counseling please contact 1-800-SHI-TWIT or attend your local ShitWit Anonymouis meeting.
by Psycho Whiteboy,V.V. June 3, 2012
Get the shit witnessmug.