Smart Ass

Gympie Gympie / Dendrocnide moroides

Nickname For gympie gympie since it would a bad idea to wipe your bum with it.

"whatch out for that smart ass over there it realy stings"

by Kid with assburgars September 19, 2023

Ass Stamp

when a stripper is so sweaty they leave an imprint on your clothes

Damn homie what happened to your shirt? Man the stripper gave me an ass stamp.

by savuren January 20, 2021

Smelly ass automobile

When bits of left over shit fell out of the stinky unwiped sweaty ass of your neighborhood piss boy. Making your recently acquired v12 automobile smell like your dad.

"Yoooo, man pull up in the smelly ass automobile"

by Dr. Seggs September 19, 2022

tv ass

Tv ass is when someone’s ass is that big it’s like a tv.

For example: Johann Overmeer says. “ ey yo, Ruth has got that tv ass DOG”

by Tv ass slaya February 10, 2019

ass baskett

1:someone whom is an irrational ass hole.

2:someone whom has crapped their pants has also made an ass basket

"damnit man, for the last time, lemmings are not trying to hump your leg, ya ass baskett..

by phillanthro May 20, 2009

Dandy ass

A dandy ass is always well kept and finely admired. It should always be firm and full, not quite fat. A proper treat to the slap of the hand, or the testicals, if that’s what you’re working with. If found on a horse, it should shed the rain well and never be messy or stinky (and also good to the slap of the hand, or the testicals).

“My god that ones got a dandy ass!”

by YoungAndNimble September 27, 2018

Peice of Ass

The part of a pig that ham comes from. A ham sandwich.

Person 1. What did you bring for lunch today?

Person 2. I have a lunch box and a Peice of Ass waiting on me outside.

by ButchNochance January 31, 2022