Aloha Shits

Shits you get at beginning and end of period

I have the Aloha shits part II., Can't wait to be done!

by Dinkus Dog March 25, 2024

Adam & Eve Shit

Adam and Eve were true lovers who loved each other so damn much they couldn’t give a damn if anyone saw that they nude with each other 24/7

“Did you hear? Rebecca and Steven walked around campus in the nude today!”

“Man, that is some Adam & Eve shit”

by HeathDickens02 March 27, 2024

Shit crib

When playing cribbage, a crib that contains no points is called a "shit crib".

I can't believe there are no points in my crib: I got a shit crib.

by Natybumpo March 27, 2024

You're full of shit, Emma

That's why no one care when you say it. The things you say don't carry as much weight when YOU say them because...

Hym "You're full of shit, Emma. Literally everything is racism to you so when cry racism it doesn't carry any weight. You radically over-represent the degree to which things are things, on LITERALLY every topic. So, yeah, people can see that. People can see you being full of shit... And it makes you untrustworthy. So, I have to lend credence to the shit you say... Because I am BETTER AND SMARTER THAN YOU AND THE RETARDS YOU FUCK. You're dumb. I'm brilliant. And settler colonialism is just RACISM Emma! EVERYTHING IS RACISM TO YOU! No! THE JEWS SAY IT THE CULTURE! THEIR CULTURE IS THE RELIGION! SO IT'S NOT THE THING YOU SAID... IT'S THE THING I SAID!"

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Run yo shit

You're boutta get robbed

Dude:1 "Run yo shit."
Dude:2 "Nuh uh."

by Ojizzle March 29, 2024

shower of shit

fast, aggressive, strong

she may look small but that V8 goes like a shower of shit

by tacklezzz September 19, 2025

Shit Wizard

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

by mr.balls. September 22, 2025