Shit-tok

A person who is sitting on the toilet taking a dump while scrolling through TikTok on the phone, losing track of time.

- You've been in the bathroom for 45 minutes, what's going on in there?!

- Sorry, i was shit-toking.

by Trickypack February 6, 2023

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crappin-shit

The totallity of, all encompassing, 100% of.

I love the crappin-shit out of you. He beat the crappin-shit out of him. He fucked the crappin-shit out of her.

by mnarahthon April 16, 2012

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no gay shit

said after you say something corny or cringe

i love you so much and you mean everything to me no gay shit

by please believe this dawg May 24, 2021

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An urban solo-sex move in which the person semi intentionally slips on thin air, and then whilst travelling back in time to put the toilet seat up so they fall backwards.

Shit Slipping pres. tense, Shit Slipped past. tense, Shit Slippy adj.

"Yo, my bitch Shit Slipped on Discord for me the other day"
"Yo WTF? I saw a girl die from that shit, bitch had to get brain surgery from the time shit. Fuck a Shit Slip (n.)"

by FLOWERFLOWERFLOWER April 1, 2022

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Fish n shit

Alternative name for an aquarium. It's what you can expect inside the building.

We saw penguins at fish n shit.

by Mario-kun May 12, 2025

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shit ribbon

A CERTIFIED Redneck word for toilet paper.

(Screams for Mom) Hey Momma, we're out of shit ribbon!
(Mom screams back) Your daddy is at Walmart getting some, so you're just gonna have to get up greasy assed

by RedneckCertificationPresident May 12, 2015

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