no shit survey

Survey that reveals the painfully obvious.

Social media revealed to increase anxiety according to no shit survey

by Blues Driver September 19, 2020

wax my shit

Go home after a long day and jerk off until your dick feels waxy

I can't wait to go home and wax my shit

by A_Millz September 8, 2016

Fuck this shit, I'm out

a popular meme that entails one seeing something so mind-numbingly weird that they have no choice but to call it quits and move out of the vicinity, for the sake of their sanity that is already bursting at the seams

"I'm a furry."
"Fuck this shit, I'm out."

by hell-ena February 22, 2023

Shit

A shitty nonsense profanity word that all the filters online have shit quality at preventing someone from sending it because that shitty person is using shitty symbols to bypass the shitty filter

1: $H!7 MY @$S͛ (Shit)
2: FUK U AND UR MOM AND UR SISTER AND UR JOB
3: dot . dot

by igotitallHANDLED June 2, 2022

Shit the cunt

When somebody in the group chat refers to his Mrs ‘shutting her bitch mouth’ with the typo “She can shit her bitch mouth”.
The best looking of the group, immediately jumps on “Shit the cunt”

“My lass thinks I’m having a midlife crisis. She can shit her bitch mouth”.

“Shit the cunt”, as opposed to “Shut the cunt”

by GagsMan December 30, 2018

shit my titties

A literal or metaphorical term that can be used for a variety of purposes, including an expression of anger or fear.

I shit my titties preparing for my interview.
M was so annoyed, she shit her titties.
Ah, go shit your titties.

by Clouds of Magellan December 9, 2020

shit shoved

The act of receiving amazing anal sex

Girl: I had my shit shoved, I couldn't sit properly for days

by DazzlingViking June 28, 2020