Bird Jesus

(n.) One of the members of the Holy Bird Trinity; son of Bird God

(adj.) related or pertaining to either Pelican Jesus or Katy Perry.

Note: Bird Jesus only exists within the religion of Bird Christianity. It, along with Bom and Scientology, make up the three Abrahamic bird religions.

Noun: Bird Jesus saved us from our sins.

Adjective: That song sounds so Bird Jesus.

by Anonymous Clammy October 02, 2017

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Turkey Bird

When a girl\guy\another person is giving a guy head and he flaps his arms and makes turkey noises as he ejaculates.

Thanksgiving is the national turkey bird day.

Andrew: "I did the turkey bird with Emily last night."
Paco: "Cool story bro.."

by Harry Smelter September 28, 2010

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Birds of Tokyo

A decent Perth-based, Australian band that holds onto their fans by releasing a poppy song on every album and managing to convince people that they're still "indie", while in reality, they're as mainstream as kesha with about as much genuine musical talent as a speak-and-spell.

BOT fan who thinks s/he's hipster: hey, you heard this new band? they're pretty good but you've probably never heard of them
*offers earplug*
sane person: That's Birds of Tokyo and this shits been flooding the radio for ages
BOT fan: no, these guys are way to indie to be on the radio
sane person: dude, STFU, there's nothing wrong with listening to the mainstream but don't act like a hipster just because you think it makes you cool, just stop acting like a prick and go back to listening to the TOP 40.

by Mal1c10us October 18, 2011

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Big Bird

When you inject a bicycle pump into an uncercumsized penis and pump it up till it is a size similar of a softball.Can work with a cercumsized dick but ussually done with an uncercumsized one.

Female:"What the fuck are you doing?"
Male:"Making a Big Bird."
Female:"Why?"
Male:"Aything for your pleasure my dear."

by Andrew Sanchez February 02, 2008

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