hand turkey

The work of an artist named Savannah Riddell. Hand Turkeys can be made at any time of the year.

I love hand turkeys

by exposer456 December 14, 2021

turkey's burnt

The next level of the term "turkey's done". When a guy has such a splitting hard on that it hurts, usually from being turned on BIG time from an amazing chickie.

ouch! yikes! ...turkey's burnt from what she said to me!

by kickstand October 23, 2003

turkey piss

when your pee stream goes in a direction not intended.

Dude that was a turkey piss!

by drunken_tiger May 3, 2018

Turkey plop

When you get dumped right before Thanksgiving, the idea being she doesn’t have to get you any holiday presents or put up with your dumb azz through the holidays. Usually these relationships start back with a booty call in mid January

Joe really thought he loved her, til she Turkey plopped him the weekend before thanksgiving.

by Sugarglider December 24, 2022

Turkey

Very weak and shitty country, it has the worst currency and economy in the world and it always gets fucked by its neighbours

Average Turk: Turkey is the strongest country in the world inshallah

Average Bulgarian: Kys rezak

by BulgarianLion December 4, 2021

turkey

When you have a single nipple that is perky while the other one is soft

I try to excite the audience, but usually leave them only with turkeys.

by doody4812958921 October 5, 2020

Dutch oven turkey

When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act

Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.

by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025