Post-Fartum Depression

When you fart really loud and good and you get depressed after it's over, (as defined by the show "Practical Jokers" on TruTV, Season 1, Episode 42)

I just had the most epic fart and now I have Post-Fartum Depression.

by Nunya Bid Ness November 20, 2018

Post Coital Tristesse

It’s when a human or an animal feels sad, depressed or just guilty efter sex

-Me and my boyfriend had sex yesterday and i just felt so sad and guilty afterwards
-oh that’s Post Coital Tristesse!

by ~The Original One~ April 23, 2019

post-blowjob desire

The feeling you get that makes you want to have sex right after a blowjob.

I had the post-blowjob desire to have sex right after my girlfriend sucked my cock.

by uaintmoil January 22, 2012

Post Malone Effect

The "Post Malone Effect" is a particularly enigmatic psychosocial theory based on the phenomena of sexy women apparently attracted to the objectively unattractive and tubby-ass Post Malone. The theory states that it is not in fact how handsome Post Malone is, but how BUTT ASS UGLY Post Malone is that makes him attractive to women. The Post Malone Effect can often be seen in Southern California where crusty tools with poor hygiene and fat business-type middle-aged men with male pattern baldness appear to be partnered with beautiful women. Some less extreme examples are Jay-Z and Beyonce, or Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness. In the case of an Beautiful-Male / Ugly-Female (BMUF), such as Hugh Jackman and Deborra-Lee Furness, The Post Malone Effect is interchangeable with it's analogue coined for that exact scenario: The Hugh Jackman Effect.

(The Post Malone Effect is often believed to correlate with social status and money, but growing evidence appearing in the early 21st century seems to counter this common belief providing a path for further study and academic analysis)

Handsome Nigga 1: "Damn that mf is ugly, he look like he take gas station vitamins. How did he get with Padma Lakshmi?"

Handsome Nigga 2: "The Post Malone Effect... fuck being handsome."

Ugly Nigga Friend: "Hell yeah nigga, fuck being handsome."

by UglyNiggaComeUp February 24, 2021

Post nut ghosting

When you ghost the girl your fucking after you bust a nut because you got what you wanted and you don’t need her anymore

After we fucked he likes to play games like post nut ghosting me because the sex was that good

by shanemulveyloverxoxo69420 November 7, 2019

post-poon depression

When the poon is so good that a day or two later you get sad cause you want to hit it again but can't.

Dude, that pussy was so good but after we had sex she told me we couldn't do it again because she's with someone else, I'm going through some serious post-poon depression.

by Brandon Cherry March 10, 2016

keep me posted

A phrase that girls use, mainly when talking to other girl friends. It's primary use is for when you are asking to be updated on the progress or plans of a situation. And girls use it. Just girls. Mostly girls are the user of this phrase. Girls. Eric? No. Girls. Not Angie though. She's not THAT much of an annoying girl.

With that definition in mind.... (hence):
-- "Okay, let's figure out these plans for sushi and the mall this week."
-- "Alright... keep me posted! :)"

by Angie!! December 24, 2008