Boston Elden Ring

(noun) the painfully potent pressure of a turd attempting to evacuate itself from your anus as you try desperately to stave off its attack.

"Damn! That Boston Elden Ring almost ruined my time in the hot tub with my partner."

by Keving Rady June 27, 2024

Alex Cock Ring

A really great male stripper who is cheap, outgoing, and free of most STD's.

(Alex Cock Ring) Damn Alex, back at it again with the cock ring

by samcat116 March 08, 2016

Ring Race

When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.

Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!

by blueeyedevil March 20, 2012

ring boy

A leicester city fan who likes the company of grey haired old men

The ring boy thinks they will win the league

by Bigjhenry January 27, 2016

purity ring

a ring that reminds the wearer of their promise to God not to have sex until marriage.

Stop asking him if he wants to have sex with you. Look at his purity ring. He's waiting until he's married.

by pitayaturtle October 30, 2023

Texas Sized Chili Ring

The un-wiped shit-covered asshole of a morbidly obese woman

Waiter: Have you decided on an order?
Connor: I’ll have a Texas Sized Chili Ring
Waiter: Alright, and how about you, sir?
Garrett: Make that two, sir

by D4L3 July 22, 2022

ring packet

When someone puts an unopened condom packet in another person's arse.

Bitch bent over and had a ring packet.

by Ryangoslingpub May 05, 2019