Michael Heaton

If His Surname is Heaton then he can eat on this dick.

Michael Heaton Has Small PP

by Michael = Zero Buisches August 24, 2022

Logan Michael

A short white faggot, that likes to give his dog the Alaskan pipeline and the Alaskan snow dragon.

Logan Michael is short.

by Small cock leader September 3, 2020

Michael Biehn

A genre actor known for his collaborations with James Cameron and for frequently playing characters who die on screen.

Michael Biehn is an underrated actor- I wish more filmmakers would cast him!

by Lynch/Fellini July 16, 2021

michael sinasac

Canada’s finest lad.

He‘s instagram famous ( almost at 10k ) and a member of the infamous and most iconic gang: the CHG.

He is known for his indescribably great personality, his ethereal beauty and for constantly making us faint.

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Michael was born on The 28th june in 2003, which makes him a cancer sun.
His moon and rising signs are unknown.

He owns two dogs and currently lives in Canada.

„Michael sinasac makes my heart go:

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by hisdicksmallerthanmytoes May 7, 2019

Michael Jackson

Hee hee

Joe: hi Michael Jackson
Michael Jackson: hee hee

by Nigger faggot's torture center September 9, 2020

michael whorton

hes a special type of amphibian with long sweat pearls to show for it. He shines bright around his peoples and always knows when to jack, has a mad foot fetish and always wants dong

Starts to jack, wow your using the Michael Whorton technigue

by yung cuck clicker May 8, 2019

Michael Jordania

The son of Michael Jordan and Sponge Bob, adopted by the "U was at the club" meme guy.
A very powerful and attractive being who wonders the universe at all times. He's considered to be the suns son, also known for transforming and becoming the answers and prayers to all our questions.

"I fucked your mom last night as if I were Michael Jordania"

by Urko_The_Beast_Slayer34 March 4, 2022