Bacon Brick

A house husband. Defined by a pretty, confused, slightly dumb, anxious, but loyal man. Normally defined by his status with in a relationship. Not exclusively romantic.

Example characters: Howl (Howls Moving Castle), Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games series), William Graham (NBC's Hannibal)

"Oh my god, Howl is such a bacon brick."

"He is my bacon brick."

by mrcsgry March 29, 2023

bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon

Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

bacon socks

bacon that tastes like socks or socks that tastes like bacon

Guy 1: "Dude did you try that bacon?"
Guy 2: "Bro, it tastes like bacon socks"

by pencil37289147891234 September 17, 2014

Sizzle the bacon

When you pee into a woman's vagina during intercourse and it makes the same sound as if you were peeing into a toilet .

James:Hey man you get lucky last night?
David: Yea man, and she let me sizzle the bacon too!

by Ghost765 November 02, 2021

Bacon festa

Is a bender who ain't no thug cuz he a hoe ass bitch

U r a dumb bacon festa u

by Bearbums January 31, 2017

Bacon Station

The act of using bacon bits as a rectal suppository.

1.) pinch off some bits in the tips of your thumb and fingers like an Italian trying to emphasize something
2.) take a deep breath to oxygenate the capillaries in your butthole
3.) relax
4.) anally insert (just don't close your eyes and be all kweer about it)
5.) enjoy

Yo! Don't use all the bits tonight on that salad...I have a date later at the Bacon Station.

by boof_or_die October 04, 2017

Bacon station

Bacon station is slang for police station

I parked across from the bacon station

by Solaraarai April 11, 2022