Playing Gran Turismo

In short, "Playing Gran Turismo" refers to driving while high, or blazed, if you will. The effect of the weed gives one the impression that one is indeed playing the popular video game Gran Turismo.

Guy #1: Nice Bowl, bro.

Guy #2: Lets go cruising. I wanna go Playing Gran Turismo.

by Tokyo Tourer April 3, 2008

high percentage play

Originally coined by basketball commentators, used to refer to a smart, and conventional move or decision made by a player, usually leading to a good outcome, such as a basket or foul on the opposing side.

When used in everyday speaking, it carries much the same meaning, and is usually used to point out whether or not a decision made was smart and paid off, or stupid and useless.

A: Dude.... I still don't have a date for the prom.
B: Just go ask (average girl) out, I bet she's on the same boat as you.
A: Screw her, I'm going to try asking (much more desired girl) to go.
B: Buddy, there's only a week left, it's not exactly a high percentage play, plus I bet she already has a date.

by seouldout December 27, 2010

Just Push Play

An Awesome song by Aerosmith that everyone should listen to more often

John- Hey Eddie, have you heard Just Push Play by Aerosmith?

Eddie- No I haven't but I'll go listen to it right now

by Babz9 April 21, 2008

go outside and play

As a child what your mom would say to you when you've been searching definitions on Urban Dictionary all day.

Mom: Banana Joe! Go outside and play!
Banana Joe: Why this site is interesting and the outside world is boring and everyone judges you for who you really ar-

Mom: BANANA I WILL THROW YOUR FAT ASS OUTISIDE
me: go outside and play

by Noname i have no name April 28, 2017

played like checkers

When someone tricks you, misleads you, or otherwise takes advantage of you.

That Nigerian scammer just tricked me! I was just played like checkers!!

by flummoxer August 27, 2009

Play Doh Effect

The outcome of having so much hair surrounding your anus that it becomes thick and interweaved. Therefore, when you defecate, the fecal matter is pushed through the fur like a Play Doh spaghetti maker.

"Dude, I had to shave my asshole last night"
"Play Doh Effect again?"
"Yup, every two months."

by CLagoa March 26, 2009

Bitches don't play

A phrase used by the 2x4 interns to fill an awkward silence. It is also used as a means to respond to a story when nothing else can be said.

Matt: "What if we just had Jesus telling you to go to Firestone, that would killer right?"

Van: "Bitches don't play."

Matt: "They really don't!"

by Furmie October 7, 2008