Hot as snatch

A term to express excessive heat. The female equivalent to "Hot as balls".

Holy fucking shit is it hot as snatch out today.

by Skimbo Jackson December 30, 2011

vag-a-snatch

Adj. Female "bits and pieces!"

"I saw that hoes vag-a-snatch, damnnn!"
"Her vag-a-snatch was tastey"
"Look at that strippers vag-a-snatch"
"Jane likes her vag-a-snatch licked"

by manda1984 November 10, 2013

the bat snatch

Whe the woman in the relationship takes over all decisions

Yeah bro my wife pulled the bat snatch this morning at breakfast

by Calibra August 12, 2016

Sneeze in your snatchel

When your licking the mango but her snatchpatch tickles your nose and you surprisingly sneeze in her vagina.

Carl was vigorously eating out his girlfriend when a stray pube tickled his nose and made him sneeze.
Carl: "I love when I sneeze in your snatchel"

by 3 men n a lady April 1, 2017

late night snatch

Crusty pu-nannie

Nobody got time for some late night snatch.

by Dwon April 6, 2017

cricket bat snatch

Slang term for female genitalia of which the labia is particularly prominent, meaty, like the neck of a chicken or of a turkey.

Also see "Beef Curtains"

Looks like that cricket bat snatch was hit for six!

by eurocelt June 30, 2017

Roast Beef Snatch

Referring to loose labia, also known as pastrami curtains because it can be easily blown around in the wind. However the term "Roast Beef" is generally for women whose snatch is more brown then pink, and the lips stick together like a grilled cheese sandwich. As age starts to progress, their meaty flaps start to dangle and look like two slabs of roast beef stuck together with mayonnaise, thus the term "Roast Beef Snatch."

I fucked this cheerleader the other day and her roast beef snatch looked like it went through a meat grinder.

by Uncle Renegade October 5, 2017