Killing a cow with an Onion Ring

Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen

Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.

by __Monotone__ April 30, 2018

Texas Ring Pop

When a man takes a mouth full of pop rocks and spits them into a woman's anus. He then inserts his penis for the popping sensation

My neighbor accepted my gift of a Texas ring pop

by Opossum of Texas January 03, 2025

Double Dutch Ring

when 2 men put their fingers in each other's bottom. originated in Westhill

let's do a double Dutch ring tonight....

by dory999 October 07, 2018

Clean my rings

You just got done “DJ-ing” someone and you now must wash your hands but want people to know why

I just got done with Madi, now i need to go clean my rings.

by LittleExcursion420 June 29, 2024

Hood ring

A piece of jewelry that pierces the skin that covers a woman's clitoris

I got my hood ring stuck in my lacy underwear

by Irtrkr June 04, 2018

sword of the rings

Sex act where man wears a vibrating cock ring during sex and right before he comes stops to stick his dick in the girl's mouth at the same time yelling "where's my precious" in a creepy voice.

She fancied his thundercock in bed but wasn't expecting him to be a sword of the rings, too! Lucky fuck.

by TC Lover September 30, 2017

rooster ring

A discreet term referring to male sexual device known as a cock ring. A term that was originated on the fly as a chamber maid discovered her employer Mr. Fargos apparatus that helps enduce the swelling of phallic member in hopes to not give away the otherwise well known description that being the infamous "cock ring."

Oh my Mr. Fargo as I was vacuuming thine tool room I almost ran over your rooster ring which belongs on the nightstand sire! Oh my that would have been quite the predicament indeed ! Oh bless thy keen senses.

by 40ozwarrior July 24, 2022