rocket donkey punch

It's like a donkey punch, but instead of injaculating in her anus after hitting her in the back of the head, you stick your arm in her anus more than 4 times.
Matt: Rocket donkey punch that shit man!

Andrew: What's that?

Matt: Smack her in the back of the head and stick your arm in her ass 4 times!!

Andrew: Ahhh!!
by Matthew X February 22, 2010
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punch the face of god

The most epic action imaginable. Must be done while wearing a wolf shirt. Successful completion of this action will bring total consciousness and a plethora of lulz.
by ADCS May 21, 2009
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Asian Ball Punch

A sexual act where the man is getting his penis stroked or sucked by a woman. As he gets harder and harder, the woman then punches his balls sharply along the bottom, causing immediate and violent ejaculation. The ejaculate may go flying several feet in the air, if it isn't being covered by the woman's mouth.

The "Asian" part comes from a well-known porno video, depicting an Asian woman doing this to an unseen male's scrotum. It doesn't really require that an Asian woman do it. Nor does the partner even have to be a woman for that matter.
You know, my girl Maya, was sucking on me one day like normal, but then she stopped, looked at me straight in the eye, and just Asian Ball Punched me. My cum went flying into her hair. Then she punched me again, and it went flying through the air and landing on the wall across the room.
by blackram67 January 27, 2013
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trans am punch

The act of taking cock-tapping to a higher level of a full force punch to the nuts.
Nick is standing there minding his own business when Brian trans am punches him so hard in the balls that he falls to the ground.
by Perry County Style January 01, 2012
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THE ACT OF LATE NIGHT MASTERBATION, WHILE USING NO LUBE OR ANY OTHER SUBSTANCES (RAW HAND TO GENITALIA).
NO NETFLIX AND CHILL FOR ME LAST NIGHT, I RESORTED TO PUNCHING THE MIDNIGHT SQUIRREL.
by @The Hojer October 16, 2015
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punched in the face by urine

metaphoric phrase that describes what one experiences when urinating after having consumed a significant amount of asparagus.
Dani - "Have you ever noticed that your pee smells funny after eating asparagus? It's like being punched in the face by urine!"
by tinogrrl January 12, 2011
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Shit in a bag and punch it

A phrase commonly used as an exclamation of an event that has just occured.

Likely to be heard in the Northern areas of England.

Famously used in the film 51st State by Shirley DeSouza aka Anna Keaveney.
Patty: Did you know that Marsha is a contract killer?

Welma: Well, shit in a bag and punch it!
by Pretty in wellies March 06, 2007
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