Shoofly Pie

Crack cocaine. Meth. Pie. It’s a cover up for the Amish boy to make his meth.

“Yo man can I get that Shoofly Pie?”
“It’s gonna cost you extra, it was made underground”

by Mr Elia May 22, 2019

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Cream pie

The one type of pie you can't make in November

Her: should i make a cream pie tonight?

Him: you can't it's November.
Her: so?
Him: it's NNN
Her: fuck off, thats not what i ment.

by Dev not conner baslow December 10, 2019

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Simp Pie

A fat man who would do anything to make a women happy with the intent of getting laid but thinks friendship is an important value.

Man look at chris; he is such a simp pie for angel.

by Big fat paulie d May 27, 2020

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This phrase can be used as a verb or a noun, depending on context.

Verb: Sex on the floor, cunnilingus on the floor, DOIN' THE NASTY on the floor. You get the gist.

Noun 1: Vagina
Noun 2: A literal pie that has been placed on the floor in Project Zomboid (original but lame definition)

"Yo bros, I'll brb. Gotta eat some floor pie. The girl is getting restless."
"Oh daddy you eat my floor pie so good!"
"Why did you place that pie on the floor? Do you expect me to eat this?" "Yes, it's floor pie. What else are you supposed to do with it?".
"The ladies love Jim because he's great at eating some floor pie, if you know what I'm sayin'."

by fortune392 March 2, 2022

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Cornwallis Cream Pie

Insert the nozzle of a canned whip cream dispenser into a woman's ass. Fill her ass with whip cream until it overflows and forms a 10 inch cream pie between the cheeks of her ass. Sprinkles optional. First timers use cherries.

Louis wouldn't eat her ass until she showed him her Cornwallis Cream Pie

by Doctor 420 June 5, 2014

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