Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 23, 2019

Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 07, 2022

player phone

Somebody who's an asshole and cheats on girls

DAMN DUDE U GOT HELLA DUDES!
Yeah my girlfriend dosnt even know I have a player phone!

by Your average girl March 17, 2016

Phone-ment

When you post your entire life or fun experiences on your phone instead just being in the moment.

Girl 1: “wow this is such a beautiful sunset.”
Girl 2 “yeah I’m gonna post it on my story”
Girl 1 “you’re always living in the phone-ment”

by piano August 17, 2020

doo doo phone

A phone that's so lame, not even average class citizens use these types of phones.

Guy: Check out my phone! I just got it.
Guy 2: What can it do?
Guy: Well...I can only make calls.
Guy 2: No texts, no internet, no music, no etc?
Guy: Only calls.
Guy 2: Man, you got a doo doo phone! Nobody has those anymore.

by Real World May 11, 2016

Phone dude

Probably hardest character to make theories off of since we (or I) don’t know a lot about him

Phone dude : “But again might be a crappy cosplay” (i think the line was that)

by Your local Gundham Tanaka simp May 25, 2021

Smiling at their phone

Smiling at his/her phone: often associated with someone catching feelings.

“Oh my gosh did you see them smiling at their phone? They must be talking to someone they like”

by ItsYaGirlLukes July 08, 2021