Moonlake Swamp Mouth

The "Moonlake Swamp Mouth" Is when you take a shit in someones mouth stir it with you're penis. Then piss again. Top it off with jizzing in his/her mouth.

I will give you a Moonlake Swamp Mouth if you tell jimmy.

by JayAndNay September 20, 2012

Sideways monkey mouth

The vagina

She loves it hard in the sideways monkey mouth

by Cosmicdave October 29, 2017

Amazing in your mouth

something that you can not describe how it tastes, but its really good.

that drink is amazing in your mouth, you have to try some!

by theamazinggirl October 20, 2010

Use Your Mouth

Command : The 2nd most effective means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy next to celibacy. You can't get pregnant if the penis never penetrates the vagina, so Use Your Mouth.

#UseYourMouth. Avoid Unwanted Pregnancies.

"Great, now Stacy is pregnant because you wouldn't Use Your Mouth to get her off."

by MatchMaker666 August 14, 2020

Mumbai mouth blast

Ejaculating into a partners mouth during oral sex, which takes place in a deep pit style porta potty, similar to the one featured in Slumdog Millionaire. The ejaculator forces his penis into the others mouth during orgasm, and when the person coughs or chokes, they are thrown down into the collection chamber of urine/feces.

Met this chick on spring break in Calcutta, gave her the old Mumbai Mouth blast after she disrespected my clan.

by Partybot696969 April 21, 2017

Burnt mouth syndrome

When a kid of a under-puberty status won't shut the hell up with all his cursing cause he thinks he sounds cool.

Jimmy: Fuck you mang, i am gonna go tell my mommy you cunt sucking whoooooore.

Me: Seriously kid, you are too young to even be playing GTA. Get over your burnt mouth syndrome

by Pizzaralley September 11, 2009

Wiping the Turtle's mouth

When you are trying to poo (shit) but the faeces gets lodged in the opening to the anal cavity, often known as a turtle's head poking out. When you can push no more, but the turtle remains trapped, wiping during this scenario is known as Wiping the Turtle's mouth.

Craig came back from the dunger and informed Jon "That was a tough one Jon, I just ended up wiping the turtle's mouth" Jon understood instantly.

by Broaders September 6, 2019