A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 05, 2023
A person (male) who makes you believe that you have a real shot with them, but in the end, he is actually likes your friends. He sets up this false reality by giving you looks, making you believe that you actually impact him, but don't be fooled, these connections don't mean much to him.
My male spawn of torment happens to be Derrien, a person who I believed had feelings for me, but instead , loved my friends.
by 24/7 Angst June 27, 2017
I created BeJrooOOMing male's I am the Supreme BeJrooOOming. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥ 💙.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 13, 2021
He is the funkiest guy you'll meet in your life time. Don't make fun of him or he might smite your neck like a cracker.
A:Hey I met cutie called Dora
B:Oh... I didn't know you were lesbian
A:Oh no, no he's just a Male Dora
B:Oh... I didn't know you were lesbian
A:Oh no, no he's just a Male Dora
by Common Dora December 16, 2019
by Common Dora December 18, 2019
A Broncli male is the most fancied male archetype. Sigma and alpha males pale in comparison the the Broncli Male. The Bronclii male is defined by his sex appeal and ability to attract all types of women. Broccoli Males also have extremely interesting and rare skills. They are also extremely fit and scholarly. The peak of male evolution. Broncli Males are also often called "sick cunt", "daddy", and "sex master".
by Zyzz Broncli Male April 16, 2022
by Poster-imposter January 26, 2024