Male Monologue is when a high IQ schizophrenic autistic guy talks to himself. It is usually followed by evil laughter when his retarded ranting is accompanied by coherent but politically incorrect sentences.
Male Monologuist: "Women do not belong in the kitchen because you cannot do the laundry without leaving the kitchen. Nietzsche talked about this."
Random person: "???"
Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."
Random person: "????!!!"
Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"
Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"
Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."
Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).
Random person: "???"
Male Monologuist: "Life is like a box of chocolates. —Jeffrey Dahmer (probably)."
Random person: "????!!!"
Male Monologuist: "Mein Fuhreeer! Where Art Thou! How can you abandon me among the pinocchios?"
Random Person: "what is this crazy schizophrenic, autistic, antisemitic, misogynistic guy saying? Is this what we call a Male Monologue?"
Random Person's girlfriend: "gosh he's such a sexy high-IQ misogynist. I want him to force me to do the laundry."
Male Monologuist: "Thine heart art... fuck I hate speaking in Shakesperean English. (leaves room because no breathing the same air before marriage).
by Monologuist November 26, 2023
Get the Male Monologuemug. A male audience whom entreats top and sexual pleasures; clingy non-dominant with masculine features.
Me: How was your night?
Girl: Chris called he was being such a bega
Me: Well did he get his way?
Bega Male: Male whom entreats top and sexual pleasures; clingy non-dom with masculine features.
Girl: Chris called he was being such a bega
Me: Well did he get his way?
Bega Male: Male whom entreats top and sexual pleasures; clingy non-dom with masculine features.
by Top Bega 45 January 28, 2022
Get the Bega Malemug. The Spaghetti Western male wore a cowboy hat five sizes too big and boots that looked fit for a clown was a smooth operator, don't let his charms convince you otherwise.
by The Original Agahnim September 11, 2021
Get the Spaghetti Western malemug. by TheLikariLanguage April 2, 2025
Get the Heidi Gardner Wear Male Manuel Eduardomug. by OdinPosideon4head April 1, 2019
Get the Beta Malemug. by Dontavius Bartholomew Lookmaxx January 1, 2025
Get the retard malemug. A brother who acts more sisterly towards his siblings, i.e. never fights with his siblings, always is nice to them, doesn’t bicker with them, etc.
Friend 1: Have you been to the Wilson’s house? I swear those kids never fight.
Friend 2: Yeah, you’re right. I’ve never heard Eli Wilson say an unkind word to his sisters.
Friend 1: He acts more like their sister than their brother tbh
Friend 2: Fr. He’s almost like a Male Sister.
Friend 2: Yeah, you’re right. I’ve never heard Eli Wilson say an unkind word to his sisters.
Friend 1: He acts more like their sister than their brother tbh
Friend 2: Fr. He’s almost like a Male Sister.
by randomopc February 21, 2024
Get the Male Sistermug.