Kyle John

Ginger bear beast man of muscular built. Takes no shit from no one.

Hey have you seen the new guy? He's such a Kyle John.

by Anonymous 817 August 26, 2022

John Donado

An unidentified man on a dance floor that is spinning out of control and taking anything out in his path and then exits the dance floor on the other side and disappears.

What happened to you? "I was at the club last night and a John Donado came out of nowhere and sent a skinny girl flying heels first into my face."

by SenorSauce March 2, 2023

john gimbel

you use the term "John gimbel" to refer to someone as a hot and sexy beast.

omg bro you are such a "John gimbel". can I be you?

by hahawhoawhoa February 14, 2017

John-Chan

An abomination of science. Should have never existed, has no rights.

John-Chan creeps me out...

by owofek October 13, 2020

spicy john

A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.

My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.

by __tater_th0t_ June 6, 2020

John gateley

John is an Asian bitch with W Rizz, he can often be seen eating digas will he masturbates his 39 inch dick

Help John Gateley is eating my dog

by Gisselle Cordero November 25, 2022

John Deacon

John Richard Deacon was born on August 19th 1951. As the youngest member of the legendary band Queen he joined them as last one in 1971 to become their infamous Bass Player. Deacy / Disco Deacy became a legend with self written songs like Another one bites the dust, I want to break free or You're my best friend. Not to forget the famous bassline from under pressure, which was stolen by a white jerk from Florida. Deacy is Father of 6 children and since 1975 married to Veronica Deacon. He is Part of the ship Deacury with his best Friend Freddie Mercury. Deacy is known to be pure, kind, quit and cute. The Deacy Amp, which Brian May still uses was built by him. He loves to Dance on stage and is also known as Disco Queen, his favorite Food is cheese on toast and he is interested in cars just like Roger Taylor. We all Love him. And after You read that, You should too. He retired from music in 1997, after Freddie Mercury's death. And is hopefully Happy at home. In Bohemian Rhapsody he is played by Joe Mazzello

Fan: wow, i just Met John Deacon on the Stress but i didn't Record him for 10 minutes and made Pics to get attention! I respect his privacy and just told him how Amazing he is!

by Xenia Mathers April 23, 2019