holy jeans

Pair of pants that hoes or bungee sluts wear to show off their legs

Nah man she’s wearing holy jeans

by Holy jeans May 17, 2018

Holy-Fred

A nigga who always appreciate two dicks at the same time, and never let you down if you need a hand(job) or two.

john: Holy-Fred need a hand

william: me too!
Holy-Fred: i got two hands innit

by SuCk My DiCk StOoOoPiD May 21, 2019

holy curved

Something that's not right, or graceful, or fortunate. The opposite of damn straight.

Gamer: np, i'll brb, haven't got to the last world
Me: holy curved... it took you that long...

by albcmlga October 27, 2022

Holy Granoly

An interjection used in replacement of "holy moly". Used by those who enjoy eating granola.

"Holy granoly, that's so sick!"
"Holy granoly, I'm so sorry for your loss."

by Granola Enjoyer June 5, 2024

holy vayne suc

The holy vayne suc is when you pour holy water down a persons chest and then let it run down their body until you can succ it from their privates.

Bro 1: OMG! I want do try the Holy vayne suc. It sounds so hot my dude

Bro 2: imma need to ask my gf if she would let me do the Holy vayne suc

by A nervous leader August 14, 2018

Holy Moonlight Greatsword

The COOLEST fucking weapon in soulsborne history, It's in every game and it fucks so hard. Ever wanted to shoot a monster the size of a house across a room with the power of the fucking moon???? The Holy Moonlight Greatsword is your weapon if so.

John: "I just got the Holy Moonlight Greatsword!"
Every woman in a 5 mile radius: "Please let me bare your children."

by DarkSoulsFanGirl November 21, 2023

The Holy Trinity

When you have sexual intercourse with a female and make her have an orgasm, squirt, and cum all in one sitting

“ how was seeing Patricia the other day?”
“Oh yeah it was good I achieved the holy trinity”

by Ksjdjdn November 15, 2022