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hacker

Background:The word came about when somebody noticed that some college students were "hacking" away on they're keyboards.

1.A person who knows very much about certain operating systems. They usually use exploits, or glitches in the systems to get in, but sometimes will socially engineer somebody else into giving them access.

A hacker feels the need to explore, and more often then not, the need to be better then everybody else. (thus the phrase "f33r my 1337 ski115")

The peak of an exploration is when the hacker obtains super-user status, which means they have access to everything on the computer.

2.Somebody who uses their programming knowledge to change and alter computer programs to do what the want. See cracker.
Jimmy hacked a server in Japan and got super-user status.
by zeu5 July 23, 2004
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hooker

naveen and mrs cochran and mrs graves in a bed
naveen fuked cochran and graves at the same time
by ritesh May 17, 2003
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hooker with a penis

the l33tness, a player beyond players, the mad note. "I go unseen..."
Hooker with a Penis <bawlz> will beat the shit out of Smilez any day of da week!!!!
by AlienwareCrzy <bawlz> May 30, 2003
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hockey

piece of shit game (purposely not using the word sport) that is only played by canadians, russians and idiot americans that sucked so bad it's not even on tv anymore.
Frank: I hate John.
Rick: Yeah, he's worse than shit-on-a-stick. (substitute shit-on-a-stick with hockey)
by eugene levy February 10, 2005
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hockey tool

Commonly identified by sporting a "flow" (an extremely stupid hairstyle in which the back hair is allowed to grow freely to the point where it flows back up towards the head before the onset of the much feared mullet), and an offensively colored polo shirt with its collar popped, a hockey tool is perhaps one of the worst breeds of highschool tools. One may find them more frequently in the northeast, with the highest concentration in New England Prep Schools.

Hockey tools have a total disregard for decent people and prefer to prey on the "popular" pretty girls one or two grades below, a perversion whose enormity is amplified by the tools' age, which is usually at least one year greater than everyone else in their grade. Hockey tools also have the uncanny ability to constantly perform poorly in academics, despite their occupation of the easiest classes, and to still get into top colleges and universites.

In sum, hockey tools are a scourge upon the earth and serve as their only purpose to play a sport only Canadians care about and to degrade the moral and social fibers of society
That 20 year old hockey tool is hitting on a freshman!
by smurph268 August 13, 2006
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Happy Hooker Heels

When playing pictionary, Jess drew a smiley face and high heels. Leah guessed, "Hooker heels?" while I asked, "Happy hooker heels?". Now they have become an inside joke within our group of friends. We gotta have our hooker heels!
by Steps April 11, 2005
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hacker

It's the excuse given by weaker gamers to help them cope with their flagrant lack of talent. It is not the question of cheating or anything involving haxing by itself...but just another way of putting into words... " OMFG, that guy can headshot a nazi squirrel four miles away from Allie spawn."
#narf #affliction #ck #highvoltage #lqd #wsw...
by Pr1me August 16, 2003
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