got me dead. dead as a cacaroach

an inside joke that was created on TikTok and means something is really funny.

Did you hear what she just said? Got me dead. Dead as a cacaroach.

by ih8myslf November 19, 2020

Got her Like a bowling ball

When you Stick 2 fingers in her ass and your thumb in her pussy and hold her like a bowling ball

So she wanted it bad as I was sucking her tits I got her like a bowling ball and made her squeal!!!

by Crazychris April 14, 2014

You got me chopped

When someone erks you soul and you just wanna knock the crack out of them

You:eating candy minding your own business

Sister:*snatches candy*

You: Your erk my soul and you got me more chopped than pork chop (you see where I was going with the pork chops no oh okay) your erking my soul you got me chopped sis

by Aerio gang bang January 01, 2020

whats the ood got to do with it

a phrase that means like wtf

1. "do u want fries with that"
2. "oh yea i jst love keyboards as well"
1. "whats the ood got to do with it

by taila oliver May 21, 2011

Then he got fat and died.

The easiest way to destroy someone’s reputation in a sarcastic manner after telling their life story.

Joe Biden won the presidency. Then he got fat and died.

by confused cajun man January 22, 2021

I've got a lot of canvas

Phr. Secret lesbian code for the prospect of sexual relations with another woman to test whether or not she is a lesbian.

Hey, we should hang out and paint together sometime, because I've got a lot of canvas.

by Clam Jouster January 18, 2011

lol u just got owned

What the retards say when they kill you in Halo notice the spelling, Non capitilization, Everything it has is fail. This can be used in times like where you get ganked by 5 people and then one person messages you and says lul u just got owned, Sometimes they can put the word nigger on it to make it even more classy.

Me: HALO IS FUN
Noob: lol u just got owned
Me: FUCK YOU.

by The guy who types stuff May 03, 2010