I've got a lot of canvas

Phr. Secret lesbian code for the prospect of sexual relations with another woman to test whether or not she is a lesbian.

Hey, we should hang out and paint together sometime, because I've got a lot of canvas.

by Clam Jouster January 18, 2011

whats the ood got to do with it

a phrase that means like wtf

1. "do u want fries with that"
2. "oh yea i jst love keyboards as well"
1. "whats the ood got to do with it

by taila oliver June 19, 2011

You got me chopped

When someone erks you soul and you just wanna knock the crack out of them

You:eating candy minding your own business

Sister:*snatches candy*

You: Your erk my soul and you got me more chopped than pork chop (you see where I was going with the pork chops no oh okay) your erking my soul you got me chopped sis

by Aerio gang bang January 1, 2020

lol u just got owned

What the retards say when they kill you in Halo notice the spelling, Non capitilization, Everything it has is fail. This can be used in times like where you get ganked by 5 people and then one person messages you and says lul u just got owned, Sometimes they can put the word nigger on it to make it even more classy.

Me: HALO IS FUN
Noob: lol u just got owned
Me: FUCK YOU.

by The guy who types stuff May 3, 2010

Why my teacher got fired

Because she deserved it.

*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD”
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didn’t actually happen.)

by RiahRiahRiahRiahRiah December 30, 2019

I ain't got no dog in that hunt

A state of no involvement, having no effects upon oneself.

Outcome does not effect me.

Oh girl please, I ain't got no dog in that hunt.

by Come backs February 1, 2017

hey i got hw to do

heavily wanking
home work

Live and learn them both

1 : Hey i got hw to do
2 : haha nice give it a bang for me
1 : you perv
2 : atleast im not the one addicted
1 : dude its from my teacher!
2 : stop telling me about your sluts!

by Craig - Altamer June 27, 2007