Birds of Tokyo

A decent Perth-based, Australian band that holds onto their fans by releasing a poppy song on every album and managing to convince people that they're still "indie", while in reality, they're as mainstream as kesha with about as much genuine musical talent as a speak-and-spell.

BOT fan who thinks s/he's hipster: hey, you heard this new band? they're pretty good but you've probably never heard of them
*offers earplug*
sane person: That's Birds of Tokyo and this shits been flooding the radio for ages
BOT fan: no, these guys are way to indie to be on the radio
sane person: dude, STFU, there's nothing wrong with listening to the mainstream but don't act like a hipster just because you think it makes you cool, just stop acting like a prick and go back to listening to the TOP 40.

by Mal1c10us October 18, 2011

Dirty Bird

Refers to going to grab Swiss Chalet or food from another restaurant that specializes in chicken.

Who wants to grab some dirty bird.

by Mark December 1, 2003

Big Bird

When you inject a bicycle pump into an uncercumsized penis and pump it up till it is a size similar of a softball.Can work with a cercumsized dick but ussually done with an uncercumsized one.

Female:"What the fuck are you doing?"
Male:"Making a Big Bird."
Female:"Why?"
Male:"Aything for your pleasure my dear."

by Andrew Sanchez February 1, 2008

sick bird

a person who is overly skinny, much like a sick bird who is dying.

Damn Nate, look at that sick bird. Shes ugly as fuck

by shivers December 12, 2004

the birds and the bees

fücking

Tom gave Jane the birds and the bees

by Corey Wood October 12, 2003

Sick Bird

Any gift of worthless or negative value; i.e., like a soon-to-die sick bird or an already dead parrot that's been given as a gift. Metaphorically speaking, a kind of backhanded compliment or ironic flattery meant to mock or piss someone off (as one would be pissed off to receive a sick bird as a gift).

"What do you think of me going for that new job HR just posted?"
"I think your monumental intellect could only get in the way of your minimal experience."
"Ah, why the sick bird, dick?"

by Horatio Roachfinder September 1, 2009

Big Bird

A large Caucasian female with an unusually large, malformed behind. Tends to wear yellow clothing and mumble incoherently. See also Skank Biscuit

Hey Big Bird come here and fix this server.

by Chad April 9, 2003