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bright light fright 

Females who use default myspace/facebook pictures with a really bright flash to induce the illusion of being attractive in order to get guys to add them. The bright flash makes their skin tone look even, & hides any unsemetric flaws they may have (ie: acne, pot marks, gingervitas). In some cases it can even make the "fright" appear to be smaller in body class. The word "fright" settles in when you go to see the rest of her pictures.
Kuwabara: OH MY GOD!

Yusuke: What?

Kuwabara: That's the fastest i've ever lost a boner.

Yusuke: What are you talking abou.... AHHH.

Kuwabara: I know right? look at her default.

Yusuke: BRIGHT LIGHT FRIGHT!
bright light fright by Ampresandman December 27, 2011

Alright Alright Fright 

The cold and lonely chill of speaking to a guy who believes he can impersonate Matthew McConaughey and is dead set on showing you.

The victim of Alright Alright Fright may gag, shiver, and hustle out of the pregame, haunted.
Tom gave Becca Alright Alright Fright when he slithered into the living room and hissed "Alright, alright, alright."
Alright Alright Fright by nolandc October 2, 2019

reverse stage fright

When you are so afraid of others noticing your stage fright while peeing, you just pee freely.
I usually get stage fright in the office men’s room, but the CEO was next to me so I got reverse stage fright. I didn’t want him to notice I was not peeing and think I was a freak.
reverse stage fright by Cliff2003 August 18, 2021