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Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock
Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while
by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017
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frankish dinner date

(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption (if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food).
caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?
by Sexydimma February 6, 2017
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Self-Date

An empowering way to spend quality time with yourself to boost your own self-love and self-worth.. treating yourself with the same love/ care as you would someone you care about!
It could be going for a solo trip.. or going to a hobby class.. going to the movies.. or an indulgent spa-cation..

The idea is to value your own time and relationship with yourself!
Ever since I started to Self-Date.. I started realizing how toxic my ex was!

She may be in a relationship.. but that doesn't mean she can't Self-Date too!
by anonymous June 21, 2022
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Date Stick

It's basically a dildo, because it's a stick to replace an actual dick of your date.
"My BF is busy so I gotta use the Date Stick again..."
by kadeka October 5, 2020
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August 28 National date a hooper day

Date someone who plays basketball 🏀
It’s august 28 national date a hooper day. you play basketball “yeah” let’s date
by J0rd@n 23$ August 26, 2022
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saving dating for marriage

When you're too scared to ever be in a relationship
Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage.
by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020
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discord dating server

The only place where ugly 60 pedophile old men
flirt with 8 year old girls pretending to be 13
Ugly 60 year old mod: hey baby girl wanna vc

8 year old girl pretending to be 13:sure but give me nitro 😩 basically discord dating server slander
by Womansmasher69 July 2, 2023
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