your dad should have pulled out

Basically, you're stupid and/or annoying, and your existence is an embarrassment and a disgrace to humanity.

Literally: If your dad had taken his penis out of your mom's vagina before ejaculation on the night you were conceived, you would not have been born and thus he would have saved the world the trouble of dealing with you.

"LIK OMG DID U C TEH NEW MOVIE?? BKBBUFPKYDKY DIES!!!!"

"... Your dad should have pulled out."

"LOL!!!1!"

by Ima Linguist October 16, 2018

Your dad went to get some milk

When your dad says he's going to get the milk, there's a 99.99999% he's never coming back.

-OMG! My dad is so cool!
- I think your dad went to get some milk...

by Swampert_cool September 25, 2022

kill your dad, then die of old age

what snake tells raiden

Snake: kill your dad, then die of old age.
Raiden: <(0_ 0 )>

by sosadstevejobsdiedofligma May 28, 2022

is my dad back from the grocery store

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020

dad's old fashioned root beer

a nommy root beer thats been around since 1937 and has no caffeine added

guy: you ever try dad's old fashioned root beer ?
girl: ya its da shit.

by yuh8me June 27, 2012

ur mum and dad gae together lul

This insult is the WORST POSSIBLE insult in the entire existance of man. if one should say this the elder god himself will eat ur mum AND big chungus

Tom: U gay as hell brotha
Jeff: Ur Mum Gae

Tom ur pap a trap

Jeff: ur sister a mister

Tom: dont make me do it

Jeff: do it bish!!!!111!
Tom: Ur mum and dad gae together lul

Jeff and his mother and big chungus were eaten by the elder god and is ded

by Markdabetterer_M9 April 10, 2021

Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma

A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.

It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.

……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)

by Yr Mum, Yr Dad......Yr Grandma March 17, 2011