National shart on your crush day

Go up to your crush and shart on them

being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*

by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022

Worldwide Crushes

TODAY WE TALK ABOUT GLORIA'S CRUSH

IN PROCESS....

WORLDWIDE CRUSHES pt3

by Ebuksam January 7, 2023

Worldwide Crushes

Today we talk about yvonne, Yvonne is a difficult girl to understand tho Yvonne is unlikely to have any crushes but all we can say is that she has once had a crush on Sammy b4. One thing is that yvonne never lets her guard down

WORLDWIDE CRUSHES pt 5

by Ebuksam January 7, 2023

Crush

who decides your mood during the day

My crush? It's you.

by Ujhrffg January 8, 2023

SAB crush

Also known as the SABae. A mythical creature found exclusively within the realm of "SAB.” The Sab Crush is a being who possesses unparalleled charisma, charm, and desirability amongst all attendees.

“now that he knows he’s my SAB Crush, he can find a way to message me if he wants to”

by rbkh04 July 3, 2023

Crush o’clock

Certain period in time when brain expects love interest to announce itself

I’m going to a music festival this week. It’s crush o’clock

by Schpea July 4, 2023

Getting Crushed

The act of a male defining what he would do to a girl in a sexual way

Luke : Hey bro you see that girl over there?
John : Yes bro, she’s so bad
Luke: I swear, she’s getting crushed man

by imjustamethaphor July 5, 2023