Crack Yarn

When you're so poor from doing crack that you need to make your clothes out of stolen yarn.

Did you see that crazy crack yarn down on court four with the black sox!

by kevmo10 February 12, 2009

conker crack

Someone who balls hang at the same height, can result in pain if they have fat inner thighs..

"fuck me just crossed my legs and crack my conkers, argh.."

by Derek Danksworth June 10, 2005

crack-mids

a form of marijuana that is known for burning twice. soaked in gasoline over night, these buds are the stickiest of the sticky. it is a well documented fact that Jesus did indeed invent and smoke the first of the crack-mids.

"Dwamn these crack-mids are sticky"

"Yo lets hit up young Volkstar and get a fat sack of crack-mids"

by B-Weezy&Lev-R-T March 21, 2010

Crack the Nut

phrase from Bob the used car guy meaning to meet projections

We have to sell more cars this month to Crack the nut

by Bobtheusedcarguy July 26, 2008

cracks a fat

to have an erection.

guy 1: dude, I think it cracks a fat
guy 2: whats that?
guy 1: Get a hard on
guy 2: Nice.

by Choot&Lund April 18, 2006

Ass Crack

The hole in the lower backside of a person.

" Yo man i stuck my dick up dat bitch's ass crack

by P.I.M.P November 29, 2003

ass crack

that fuckin weird hole in your ass

Oh my gosh your ass crack looks like a black hole in space.....gay..lets get high of your smelly ass crack!!!!

by Spider Monkey Fag December 17, 2005