Taking the cow to market

To have sex with a fat woman

"Did you see the size of that bird Dave's shagging"
"Yes his, Taking the cow to market"

by Vic140385 August 14, 2008

cows moo

a great way of saying.

cows like to do something.
everytime they moo -- they are masterbating, but you can't see it.
"sloppin' the pigs" -- if you get what i'm sayinn.

therefore, cows moo...everytime they see a "hot" ass cow.

moooooooo.. "ahh that bitch is fine."

so they say, "cows moo"

by cowsmoo21 July 1, 2011

Safari cow

A kid in roblox thought I said cows live in safari so now I named him safari cow his username is meepz100

I met a kid in roblox and named him safari cow.

by Ugly rat the first May 14, 2020

To cow out of a breakdown

To hyperfixate or rant about cows during a breakdown to the point where the breakdown gets overridden by cow pictures

To Cow Out Of A Breakdown: They had to help him cow out of a breakdown last night, the chat is now filled with cow pictures

by HighlandCows August 4, 2021

cow burp

a imternal burp thats aounds like a cow

/what was that? it was a cow burp

by nburton973 March 16, 2022

cow internet

1. A typo associated with going towards something or related to "omw."
2. Bad, slow, and a laggy game connection.

1. I'm cow internet!
2. I have cow internet, ugh.

by QuartzEx April 23, 2018

Cow Tipping

The act of paying off a hot chicks fat home girl so she'll stop cockblocking.

"Bro did you bang that fine ass blonde from the club last week"?

"Had to do some cow Tipping first but yeah knocked the bottom out of it"
"That's my boy"!! "What'd it cost you" ?
"Shit I smoked a hog leg with that heifer and she was out cold"!
"That's what's up"!

"Knocked it down on top her while she was passed out"!!
"Fucking legend"!!

by Urmainbitchismysidebitch July 22, 2021