Christian

HAs a Giant Dumpy

Christian's Dumpy Is giant

by Dumpys January 20, 2023

christian the hammah

one hammah 🥶

Christian the hammah

like ramp brah

by pinoyshinobi June 4, 2021

Seffner Christian Academy

A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.

Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something

Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass

by ••- -• -•- -• —- •— -• —- -• • March 10, 2020

Christian

A dude who usually plays a sport like lacrosse. He has a million girls fawning over him and nobody really knows why. He can’t make a decision to save his life, and is commonly caught between two people (his side chics? you’ll never know). Most of the time he is into a close female friend who may or may not be sleeping with him.

“I think i’m starting to like Christian”
“You know he’s talking to his best friend”

by rawrrawr17LOTRQ April 6, 2023

Christian

Christians are one of the most dirty minded ever but are overall the most sweet caring funny person in the world. Christians normally have brown hair and brown eyes. they love anime. they are very good at drawing and is also a hopeless romantic. this guy has had over 7 girlfriends already but what he dosnt know that the one he truely loves is right infront of him. so if you have a christian in your life hold on to him because at bad times he will always be there for you.

if you have a Christian in your life hold on to him

by mapmapmap January 21, 2022

Christian

Gay. Or gae. They always deny it, but that doesn’t stop the gayness.

Christian: “My thighs hurt”
Me: “because you’re gay”

by LeiAddison March 1, 2020

Christian

A guy who hits on everyone hoping for the slight chances of a girlfriend and has no rizz

Your such a Christian

by Ratfraction May 4, 2023