knob cake

A person who is of great inconvenience and speaks a load of shit.

Thanks for that you f*$%"£% knob cake. What a load of shit

by Harry Jacobs August 20, 2013

Cake Shitter

A person (usually a client) that is unable to stop themselves from ruining a professional's work by adding their ideas - especially in design. Metaphorically you give someone a cake, and they shit on it.

We gave them a beautiful site, but they're wrecking it. They're a cake shitter.

by thedesignstache February 1, 2012

Crispy Cakes

When you lick out a bum hole after someone has gone to the toilet and you get little crispy bits of poo in your mouth.

Crispy cakes were just falling out of her bum. Licked her bumhole out and it was covered with crispy cakes.

by ZakSoithongsukkkk December 18, 2011

queer cake

a cake (figurative or literal) awarded when a queer beds, yet another, "straight."

you and so and so, queer cake?
totes.
word.

by dasschepas February 21, 2011

job cake

stands for "Resume"

boy 1- when are going for the interview?
boy 2- gotta prepare my job cake first.

by retromonkey February 21, 2011

Cool Cakes

An amazing healthy snack, in cup cake form. a cool cakes is when u blend many cup cakes together and u freeze them then defrost and eat. cool cakes are only sold in places that sell food

Man this cool cakes was AMAZING also there are 8 for 6$. amazing DEAL

by Freeskier16 March 11, 2011

cake rave

A rave with very few people, usually spontaneously among friends when a good rave song comes on.

Friend 1: "Dude, is this the ravebreak song?"
Friend 2: "It is! COMMENCE CAKE RAVE!"
*headbanging*

That cake rave last night was hardcore shit.

by Salyxas June 21, 2011