cock'n'burger

a cock'n'burger is a buger that a fat person make by running round with a burger bun and splating it on someones cock and biting it off.

only a fat person can have a cock'n'burger

by schnappy February 1, 2010

mean ass burger

a reaally good burger

Damn 5 Guys makes some mean ass burgers.

by dyingunicorn January 15, 2011

cum burger

mixture of cum shit and a womans period mixed in a bowl cooked in urine.

mmm lets all make a cum burger

by bal March 8, 2005

Dirty Burger

A sexual maneuver in which you take a fresh piece of shit, either your love partners or your own, and then you splooge on it (adding the "special sauce"), then you take it and put it between your partners ass cheeks (the buns), and you got yourself a nice dirty berger.

My girlfriend was being a total twat last night, so I gave her a nice dirty burger... then I punched her in the face.

by Jon Herburt August 7, 2007

Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger

A "Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger" is someone or something with the special skill to "skat" from their own earholes. Famous celebrities which have this amazing skill include, Stephen Hawkings, Bill Gate, Joe Pasquale and Vanessa Feltz.

OMG d00d !!! You sick Gooch-Munchah-Moonah-Burger, there is skat pertruding from your ear hole! You make me friggin sick.

by Phil Collins February 24, 2005

Jizz Burger

Turkish for 'cheese burger', pronounced "chiz burger".

Cameron: 'Ougous, I was down at the petrol station earlier and I saw on the menu "jizz burger". What is it?'

Ougous (with a Turkish accent): 'You know, it's like when you go into MacDonalds and you ask for a 'chiz burger'.

by Puss-Fella March 14, 2011

Dirty Aussie Beef Burger

The act of acquiring a boner, then tucking it between your legs whilst your bitch inserts your dick into her Vag doggystyle.

Skip 1: I was trying to hide my boner in between my legs when my bitch snuck up behind me and gave herself a Dirty Aussie Beef Burger!
Skip 2: Ohhhhh maaaaattttteeeee. The Dirty Aussie Beef Burger!

by Skip_Motherfucker7 April 30, 2009