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Brandon

Everybody mirin at Brandon
by Brandeezybrah November 22, 2021
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Everybody mirin at Brandon brah
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Very sweet at first. They will no doubt make you laugh harder than you ever have. If you meet a Brandon you should kept them as a friend. They will alway be there for you to help you with whatever you need. But If you find yourself in a relationship with him, run. Brandon’s fragile masculinity will break if you challenge it at all. As a result he will gaslight you until you are questioning everything. The wit he used to make you laugh can also be used to for elaborate lies. Once you are able to escape from a Brandon you with see that they are just big baby and what to be held but hurts everyone else in the process, and make everyone feel bad for it.
Person 1: Hey now is your relationship with Brandon going?
Person 2: I know they are your good friend, but I hope I never seen him again.
by Wetnoodle3 November 23, 2021
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- A Brandon is someone you should not be friends with. They're probably the worst person in the room. Do not speak with a Brandon. Dont even glance in their direction. Just genuinely stay away from a Brandon.
Person 1: Hey watch out for that guy

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: That's a Brandon
by What! What! What! November 23, 2021
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Brandon is amazing, can sing very well. Makes every man in the room jizz there pants so much, they die.
Omg I just cummed his name must have been Brandon
by Lollookdhxyyebdbx November 23, 2021
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Brandon’s Dog

When you think you’re boyfriends dog is actually your dog.
Every post she makes is with Brandon’s dog.
by Brandon’sMyDad November 23, 2021
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Brandon’s Dog

When you think your boyfriends dog is actually your dog.
I take Brandon’s dog everywhere with me.

Everything I post is with Brandon’s dog.
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